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2010 NFL First Round Analysis...in Haikus
My friend and Program Director at 1560 Chance McClain had a GREAT idea about doing a unique draft analysis after the first round last night. I LOVED the idea, gave it thought and HAIKUS came to mind. So here goes, my 2010 NFL First Round Analysis in Haiku form
1. Rams
A slinger will be
Only as good as his line
Bradford runs for life
2. Lions
Detroit needed lots
Suh dominates like a beast
Pro Bowl trips come soon
3. Buccaneers
Void of strong players
McCoy stands out with quickness
With heart with passion
4. Redskins
Make trade for McNabb
Protection a must for Skins
Trent the Sooner shield
5. Chiefs
Quite frankly the best
Berry does it all in back
Change the game he will
6. Seahawks
O Line help beckoned
Okung escaped the top five
No brainer at six
7. Browns
Is he fast or not
All scouts ask about Haden
Question not his play
8. Raiders
O, surprise, surprise
For some, McClain not worthy
But Captain and champ
9. Bills
Catch me if you can
Spiller thy name, fastest man
Buffalo loves speed
10. Jaguars
Tebow’s on the board
Jags brass says Alualu
City sheds a tear
11. 49ers
Talented warrior
Davis’ Poor work ethic
Camp Singletary
12. Chargers
Know who you want now
Need running back in worst way
Trade yields best back. Damn.
13. Eagles
Soar like Eagle Green
Graham is a pass rushing beast
Fast and nasty gem
14. Seahawks
Safety or corner
Play either Thomas will now
Great value in first
15. Giants
Giants pick the flip
Pierre-Paul is ath-o-lete
Pass rush gets some help
16. Titans
Stout and respected
Morgan has no flash or dash
But solid starter
17. 49ers
Build team inside out
Iupati with Davis team
Offense much improved
18. Steelers
No player in draft
Fits his team like hand in glove
Pouncey black and gold
19. Falcons
Sideline to Sideline
Spoon runs all day long to hit
Falcons need him now
20. Texans
Corner was the spot
We all knew that had to be
Jackson though shocked me
21. Bengals
Palmer needs some help
In the middle of the field
If healthy, Gresh does
22. Broncos
Must have a catcher
Bryant’s baggage too much crap
Thomas fits the mold
23. Packers
Are you kidding me?
Protect Rodgers back to win
Bulaga falls here
24. Cowboys
Bryant’s falling fast
Jerry needs to make a splash
Trade up and get him
25. Broncos
The Savior is here
Number 15 sits at home
Tebow finds new home
26. Cardinals
How on God’s green earth
Is Williams still on the board?
Dan is the Man here
27. Patriots
Cover and tackle
McCourty is tough as nails
Block kicks too he will
28. Dolphins
Parcells guy no doubt
Odrick with quicks in his feet
He will move to end
29. Jets
Some players are good
Too good to be here for Jets
Give Ryan Wilson
30. Lions
Speed kills the sign says
Best flies but head is still hurt
One touch, though, can kill
31. Colts
Bookends on the edge
Hughes isn’t Freeney not yet
But Colts have both now
32. Saints
Best player on board
Nice for Saints to be in spot
P Rob is fine here
1. Rams
A slinger will be
Only as good as his line
Bradford runs for life
2. Lions
Detroit needed lots
Suh dominates like a beast
Pro Bowl trips come soon
3. Buccaneers
Void of strong players
McCoy stands out with quickness
With heart with passion
4. Redskins
Make trade for McNabb
Protection a must for Skins
Trent the Sooner shield
5. Chiefs
Quite frankly the best
Berry does it all in back
Change the game he will
6. Seahawks
O Line help beckoned
Okung escaped the top five
No brainer at six
7. Browns
Is he fast or not
All scouts ask about Haden
Question not his play
8. Raiders
O, surprise, surprise
For some, McClain not worthy
But Captain and champ
9. Bills
Catch me if you can
Spiller thy name, fastest man
Buffalo loves speed
10. Jaguars
Tebow’s on the board
Jags brass says Alualu
City sheds a tear
11. 49ers
Talented warrior
Davis’ Poor work ethic
Camp Singletary
12. Chargers
Know who you want now
Need running back in worst way
Trade yields best back. Damn.
13. Eagles
Soar like Eagle Green
Graham is a pass rushing beast
Fast and nasty gem
14. Seahawks
Safety or corner
Play either Thomas will now
Great value in first
15. Giants
Giants pick the flip
Pierre-Paul is ath-o-lete
Pass rush gets some help
16. Titans
Stout and respected
Morgan has no flash or dash
But solid starter
17. 49ers
Build team inside out
Iupati with Davis team
Offense much improved
18. Steelers
No player in draft
Fits his team like hand in glove
Pouncey black and gold
19. Falcons
Sideline to Sideline
Spoon runs all day long to hit
Falcons need him now
20. Texans
Corner was the spot
We all knew that had to be
Jackson though shocked me
21. Bengals
Palmer needs some help
In the middle of the field
If healthy, Gresh does
22. Broncos
Must have a catcher
Bryant’s baggage too much crap
Thomas fits the mold
23. Packers
Are you kidding me?
Protect Rodgers back to win
Bulaga falls here
24. Cowboys
Bryant’s falling fast
Jerry needs to make a splash
Trade up and get him
25. Broncos
The Savior is here
Number 15 sits at home
Tebow finds new home
26. Cardinals
How on God’s green earth
Is Williams still on the board?
Dan is the Man here
27. Patriots
Cover and tackle
McCourty is tough as nails
Block kicks too he will
28. Dolphins
Parcells guy no doubt
Odrick with quicks in his feet
He will move to end
29. Jets
Some players are good
Too good to be here for Jets
Give Ryan Wilson
30. Lions
Speed kills the sign says
Best flies but head is still hurt
One touch, though, can kill
31. Colts
Bookends on the edge
Hughes isn’t Freeney not yet
But Colts have both now
32. Saints
Best player on board
Nice for Saints to be in spot
P Rob is fine here
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